Mr. Dealer's Room Man
(Tune: Mr. Tambourine Man)
Danny Birt, Rob Balder, and the Filkers of RavenCon

During the Filk Workshop, Rob Balder and Danny Birt led the entire room in actually walking through the entire process of creating a filk song -- which means that a new filk song was born at Ravencon!

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Hey, Mr. Dealer's Room Man, let me buy your stuff.
I'm not sleepy. I've got room parties I'm going to!
Hey, Mr. Dealer's Room Man, please open for me.
With my jingle-jangle money, I'll come buy it from you.

I want to buy this whip
so I can wear it on my hip.
But my costume has a rip
One bad trip could make me strip
So I have to watch my step
Or I'll lose a hundred hours worth of sewin'
Dress me up in suede
(and put me) in the Masquerade
'cause I'm hoping to get laid.
Here's another huckster's quote
You think you can go under it?

Hey, Mr. Costume Vendor, let me buy this cape.
My bits are taped, but they say I'm breaking policy.
Hey, Mr. Costume Vendor, save my dignity!
I just flashed the creepy fan boys who are following me.

RavenCon Costume Show

RavenCon 2009 welcomes veteran and beginner costume designers for a showcase of talent, creativity, and fun! 

RavenCon Costume Show Guidelines.

RavenCon Costume Show Registration Form

If you would like to sign-up in advance to participate in the next show, please email Judy Mitchell.